healthy snack in under 1 minute!
- buy organic apple
- take “organic” sticker off of apple
- throw out apple
- place sticker on box of oreo™ cookies
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one time i was on a date at a really expensive restaurant and we had just finished our dessert and i was still starving but i couldnt just order anymore because i didnt want to look greedy so i told my date i needed to make an important phone call, excused myself from the table, then walked out the restaurant and ran to the mcdonalds two stores down and got myself a big mac before returning to the restaurant and apologising for taking so long
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